The following must have been designed by a woman. But I am wondering: do they really think we couldn’t pull this off?
The Next Survivor Series…
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do
laundry, and pay a list of ‘pretend’ bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
relatives, and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor’s appointment, a
dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the
Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with
jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep
fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at
least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book each night and in the morning, feed
them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
will be required to know all of the following information: each
child’s birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and
doctor’s name. Also the child’s weight at birth, length, time of
birth, and length of labor, each child’s favorite color, middle name,
favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest
fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man
wins only if…he still has enough energy to be intimate with his
spouse at a moment’s notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be
called Mother!
Ok. I admit it would be a challenge.
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